Life Inspired...

In a world governed by facebook notifications, my personal internet cage is upholstered with mails that fall into three categories:

The first, I have already mentioned. Every two hours or so, I check my inbox only to find out that I have ANOTHER 78 unread mails that unsurprisingly come from belgians or people that used to host such persons. Occasionally, and I mean RARELY... once a month at the most, come to think of it, I get tagged in a photo wich I really like, or get a comment wich I really enjoy reading and re-reading. Hopefuly, in the near future, we will have the option of NOT receiving mails for anything any piece of shit internet junky does. Facebook does that. And I don't have a fucking DISLIKE BUTTON, now that, I would like xD.

The second category is that of "EA Games monthly discounts". What actually pisses me of is that I do not only have an interdiction at acquiering ps3 games at normal prices, I can't get them at price reductions either. Remember: Save up to 50% on BioWare games.

Last, but not least, there are homework mails. Yep, informatics or english, or any other for that matter. Just when you thought nothing could go worse, this mail notification appears on the lower right corner of you're screen announcing you that not only have you been tagged in a crappy photo by some idiot you don't even know, you also have a homework, usually for the next day x_x.

"When life gives you lemons throw them at people who own expensive cars" - Todd Gandhi